So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
he shaved USA in his pubs
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I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
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I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
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