Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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