she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
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They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
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I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
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