He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
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If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
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Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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