So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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