Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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