we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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