I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
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The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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