Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
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In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
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someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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