Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
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