I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
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I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
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I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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