Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
This is classic penis vs brain.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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