Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
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No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
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The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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