Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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