well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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