I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
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is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
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Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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