don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
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While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
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Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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