i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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