Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
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Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
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I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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