This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
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Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
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I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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