The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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