is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
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No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
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List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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