apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
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We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
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Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
i think im in europe. pls send help
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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