Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
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Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
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Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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