coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
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She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
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Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Randomize