is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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