I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
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I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
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since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
The uberlube is also flammable
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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