S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
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We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
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Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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