Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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