Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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