Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I need moral support for this bender
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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