I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
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My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
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THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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