I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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