It's Friday. Sex?
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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