Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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