bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
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She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
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Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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