ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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