Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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