Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
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Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
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I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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