The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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