If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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