Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
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I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
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No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.