dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
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Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
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my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk