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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.

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• (469): View more from Texas

  Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.

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• (516): View more from New York

  Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (850): View more from Florida

  We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.

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