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• (941): View more from Florida

  Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.

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• (707): View more from California

  tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4

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  25 People Confess What They’re Shamefully Attracted To

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.

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  These 23 People Share the Worst Advice They’ve Been Given

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!

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• (850): View more from Florida

  He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?

  (416): View more from Toronto

  Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.

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