About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
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he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
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I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog