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called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
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