We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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