what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
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Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
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Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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