is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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