you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
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Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
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the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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