I got chris browned last night
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
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