I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
sex in a hospital.. check
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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