Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
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Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
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I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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