Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I'm going to jail i love you
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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