Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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