so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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